Score: 10

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MANNNNNNNNNN"

submission: SMP Films - MAKE POOP

date: December 12, 2009

This song is so AWESOME, we put it at FULL BLAST while I was having hardcore buttfucking gay n****r sex with my morbidly gay n****r friends!

Score: 10

"Sounds somewhat similar to Londonbeat's 1991 song."

submission: Nameless [BBB]

date: November 3, 2009

"I've been thinking about you" is somewhat similar to this song.

Why not name this song with that title just to reference the similarities?

Wouldn't that make more sense?

Score: 5

"mediocre musical value."

submission: Club Mix #1

date: November 3, 2009

and rather monotonous.

Score: 10

"CLUBS NEED TO ADOPT THIS!"

submission: CKC - Tide

date: November 3, 2009

We need to get rid of Flo Rida, Kanye West, Lil Wayne and other sexual creeps!

Because this is hardcore sound that doesn't stalk pussy!

Score: 10

"AWESOME!!!"

submission: Zappy-dance

date: April 9, 2009

make more

Score: 10

"Michael Jackson is my favorite |\|i663R"

submission: The C'mon song

date: April 6, 2009

Which is why I like his stuff.

GREAT HOMAGE!

Score: 10

"Such a funny song!!!"

submission: Saturday Morning Watchmen

date: March 17, 2009

I stuck a gumball up my butt when hearing this song. Because I just wanted to be badass during my freetime.

***69 seconds later***

Ahhh mannn; I set the record for taking the "nastiest diarrhea dump" in the bathroom of my friends house. The next thing I know, a gumball got stuck in the diarrhea-infested toilet. The homeowners had to pay $69 dollars to get the toilet fixed.

Score: 10

"*panting* *big gasp* Ehhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhh *fart*"

submission: D162 - More Acid

date: February 15, 2009

.69 seconds later *plop*

Ahhhhhh mannnnn!!! I just took the biggest dump in my friend's bathroom just as I starting hearing this song!

I had an EEE PC on Wifi on my lap; thats how I could get newgrounds while I was taking a shit sitting on the crapper! The almighty Thomas Crapper shall be honored for inventing the toilet. He shall also be honored in comedy songs someday!!!

Oh, Ahhhh, *grunting* EEEEeeeehhhhhaaaahhh *fart* *poop falls out of body*. I just took another dump. My god am I having diarrhea, because I ate alot of candy from my Heart candy box on V-tines day!

I got such health problems and addiction to Newgrounds that I simply didn't want to give up Newgrounds over a bathroom visit *fart* ahhh. THANK GOD FOR LAPTOPS, EEE PCs, INTERNET and WIFI. At least I don't smoke, so be grateful for that.

Score: 10

"Record scratching in pure funk???"

submission: Funk Baby

date: February 3, 2009

Hip hop is overrated as a funk spinoff, because most hip hop songs made after the turn of the millennium don't sample funk. But fuck that genre! Funk is the right genre for record scratching!

Score: 10

"THE PERFECT SABOTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: All Summer Long (cover)

date: January 29, 2009

I'm glad you lampooned kid rock!

Because he has really made dance clubs a less desirable place.

So Newgrounds is here to get back at Kid Rock fans!