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All 9 game Reviews


Super Mario Flash HV Game Super Mario Flash HV Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

game kicked ass!

I beat the game, and I took a rancid dump on the computer chair because I couldn't find any way to pause this.

If I paused It, I woulda gone to the bathroom instead.


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Kiss Off Kiss Off

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have a fixation with tongue-kissing

But I don't know who to test it on!

I have never done it before in real life!

If I ever get an opportunity to make out, It will not be used as a sexual thing for me.

Too bad people talk about sex more than this!



Terrace Solitaire Terrace Solitaire

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AN AWESOME GAME!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I just set the record for taking the "biggest dump" in my friend's bathroom when I had an EEE PC in my lap while playing this game!

Also, I set the record for leaving the smelliest turd in the unflushed toilet and it smelt like rotten eggs!

I becha that would been a funny experience for Newgrounds users discovering new flashes.



Make Out w/ Dan & Spencer Make Out w/ Dan & Spencer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

VERY DIFFICULT!

This is the only flash on Newgrounds that pertains to making out!

Its difficult enough for me to determine if women are even willing to make out with me in real life. I mean, if people confessed their will to make out; life would be so much easier!!!



dress-up kirsten dunst dress-up kirsten dunst

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SHES SO SEXY!!!

If any friend of hers reads this comment, tell her that I want to greet her with a tongue kiss when I meet her!

Because what better thing is their to do when you meet a beautiful celebrity?



Doom Triple Pack Doom Triple Pack

Rated 5 / 5 stars

THAT WAS SO AWESOME THAT IT KICKS SO MUCH ASS!!!!!

More classic PC games need to be ported to flash soon!!!


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Rudolph's Run Rudolph's Run

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn pieces of turd!!!

Those black thingies made Santa lose a reindeer!

Maybe those reindeer are coprophobes!!!! hahaha



Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder? Boobs, Butt, or Shoulder?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

STUPENDOUSLY FUNNY!!!

I think somebody should make an IQ game about turd!

Because turd is funnier than boobz



93X Shock Jock 93X Shock Jock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUNNY!

One thing I want to see from a shock jock is joking about taking a shit in a jacuzzi.

I would also like to see a shock jock like Howard Stern talk about sucking poop like a black man's penis!!!

That is how funny shock jocks should be!