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[My First Lap Dance]

Must be some fecal fetish

This is worse (grosser) than a transvestite trying to get a guy to suck on a black mans penis!

And I think if a stripper french kissed their clients it would be sexier; yet cleaner than this sick fetish!

[Japanese VCR]

"REALLY CRAPPY APPLIANCE"!!! clever backronym

Sounds like some unfortunate n***er is having trouble with his product.

LOL

[Horse Race]

Too generic

Even sucking poop is more fun to see, or hear shock jocks talk about.

[Mario goes Poop]

JUST FUNNY

AND POOP IS AWESOME

[Poop in the butt]

THAT WAS JUST STUPENDOUSLY AWESOME WITH GOOD SHIT!

Now it just so happens that a guy puked after swallowing poo, then reversed it. And a creature peed after being beheaded, and reversed as well.

Also, I think it woulda been funnier if this was about sucking poop, and thinking it was a black man's penis woulda made it 69 times funnier.

[Obama.]

low rent

Why would would you pan through photographs with boring music?

[Furry Random Stuffs 3]

LOL

THIS IS AS FUNNY AS THINKING THAT A TURD IS A BLACK MAN'S PENIS!